I overheard a stall-to-stall converstation in the restroom at work yesterday:
"I heard the neatest thing last night. The minister was saying how everyone starts off like a beautiful blooming flower but after a few weeks your true self comes out, and you're like, um, a leaf. A dead one, on a vine, walking around. And the only way you can bloom and be beautiful again is through Jesus! You got to have Jesus. Soil is our beliefs system."
"That's such a neat ... it's so neat."