Guilty!
Of telling my coworkers today that the giant zit on my forhead is a bee sting.
posted by Carrie at 10:12 PM
Thursday, September 01, 2005
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- Name: Carrie
Oh hello. My name is Carrie. Next to me is Joe. I'm excited to tell you we had our third and final baby. Childbirth to me is like a night of hard drinking. There are bursts of profanity, fast foods and awkward gyrations. And then at the end, I'm tired and confused. But the great thing about childbirth is that, once you stop crying, you realize you're holding a soft little baby. And it is yours. I have Parker Blue (7), Joseph Yates (4) and Levi Field (3).
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1 Comments:
What is the deal with zits? I thought that once you became an adult they didn't appear as much. My husband asked me last night if I was going for the Cindy Crawford look because the one on my cheek (which I copiously covered with Almay blemish cream) was gigantic. He really thought I had attempted to draw something on my face. Interesting that I thought I was hiding it ...
WTF?
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